Perfect Wedding Shoes

THE SEARCH IS FINALLY OVER. I HAVE FOUND MY SHOES.

I’ve been scouring the internet for the perfect wedding shoes. My mom who likes to actually go to stores and shop (ew), has been looking like crazy, too. Nothing was ever what I wanted.

I wanted dark blue shoes, no higher than a 3 inch heel, preferably with a platform. I wanted peep toe. I wanted satin. And I wanted a little bling.

I was fully resigned to having to add the bling myself if necessary. I’d even forgo the satin if I had to, as long as they were blue, pretty and I could walk in them.

I was finding nada. Zip. Zero.

Honestly – I’d love to know when hooker heels became all the rage. I would break my freakin’ neck in the majority of the shoes out there labeled “evening”. My choices were either platform stilettos or maw-maw pumps made for the geriatrically inclined.  Look, I certainly can’t get down with some 5 inch heels, but I’m damn sure not ready for support hose.

Then I saw the perfect heel. The only problem was that they were sling-backs. Typically, I have trouble keeping those on my foot, but I’d glue them bitches in place if I had to.

I got them and they are PERFECT. Even the sling back stays in place.

Now, I need to find me some dancing shoes. Either a blue flip-flops or ballet flats. Links you find would be appreciated!

Oh, man. 5 weeks!

-Ali