How the hell are we going to pay for this wedding?

Ali and I have been talking about planing a wedding for years. Well, Ali has been talking, I have been listening while playing games on my iPhone. (Don’t tell her that last part.)

We know the dollar amount that we have to hit, we just need to be grown-ups and budget to hit that mark. While talking to Ali one night about ideas of how to save money, like since the air conditioner won’t be running as much to take the difference in what the bill would be and put it right into the wedding account, it hit me.

We should get sponsors for the wedding! My jacket and Ali’s dress could have patches all over them like NASCAR drivers, the welcome table could be sponsor by my aunts and uncles, the DJ sponsored by Ali’s co-workers at The Planet. Sweet plan, huh?

“Mike that is the dumbest thing you have ever said. And you say some pretty dumb things. Dumb. DUMB. Ridiculously dumb.”

So back to penny pinching, I guess…

Also? I thought I was joking around, but this is a thing!