A Very Kroger Wedding

I had a very strange dream last night, one where we had to change our wedding venue to a Kroger grocery store. But, it was okay, because it was a fancy Kroger, with an all-in-one banquet hall just behind where they keep the shopping carts lined up.

I don’t remember everything, but I am going to try and document as much as possible.

Not only were we getting married at the Kroger, but everything was going wrong.

Some of the bridal party wasn’t wearing the right clothes, but then they were, and not again.

My sister Amy was in charge of the music for some reason, and she played all of the songs in the wrong order. (Sorry, Amy.)

When Ali was trying to walk down the aisle, the kid pushing the shopping carts was yelling at her for being in the way. “These carts need to be re-stocked! Get out of the way, lady!” While that was going on, I was off to the side goofing off with friends, not paying attention (totally out of character for me, I know).

After Ali got to the front, I rushed up the aisle all nonchalant like, trying to pass off that was the way it was supposed to happen.

At this point I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and Ali was looking at me with that WTF face. Then, magically we were at the back of the Kroger reception hall, Ali in a full blown wedding dress, and me a in crazy tuxedo and she looked at me and said “screw this, we’re starting over.”

Needless to say, Ali was pissed.